Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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