Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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