It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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