god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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