they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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