i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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