is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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