WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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