North Korea, Best Korea!
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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