So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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