We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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