Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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