Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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