I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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