on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
one might say we're banned from that church
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
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Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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