you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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