..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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