I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I believe in your delicious
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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