Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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