Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize