she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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