going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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i think my cat just said my name.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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