That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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