I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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