What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I am one with the molecules
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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