I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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