i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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is that a dick in a sweater?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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