i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize