I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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