Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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