fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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