Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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