This girl is more easily done than said...
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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