I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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