Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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