Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im six kinds of drunk right now
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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