Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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