True but thats because hes a fetus.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize