I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
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