he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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