I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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