i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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