hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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