I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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