I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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