She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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