Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
ok first of all what the fuck
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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