it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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