But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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