Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
His nipple licking is glorious
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